tom-hiddletsun:

timeaustestifed:

timeandshades:

futuresushi:

Relevant Homestuck / TTGL crossover fanart that I saw years ago but only now have the context for and yup I’m gonna cry.

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omfg

i can’t i really

can’t

im just. . 

going to go cry know

OMFG

reidobiwa:

captainhannah:

xander-the-hedgehog:

imeantbesidesvagina:

moughse:

xannerz:

one-more-time-into-the-fray:

greytaliesin:

commanderdudebro:

wadebramwilson:

brennacedria:

neairaalenko:

rainbow-raptor:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Animal Crossing. The object is to pay off your debt by doing a bunch of favors for a bunch of ungrateful animals.

Mass Effect. You ride around in a space tank with poorly designed controls chasing after some dude and yelling at everyone about a giant machine race that no one believes exists.

Dragon Age: (Assuming Alistair romance, uses family figuratively where necessary) Be tragically ripped from the only family you’ve ever known in one of six unique origins. Drink a slow-acting poison to gain special powers that ultimately force your boyfriend/fiance to father a child on another woman, or else one of you dies a horrible death. Even if he fathers the child on the other woman, both of you will die a painful death in a few years due to the poison you drank after being taken from your family.

Dragon Age 2: A magical witch Dragon flies you from your devastated homeland to a City where everyone is crazy. You must gain their favour by doing menial tasks and killing waves of unimaginative enemies. Most of the people you love will die. You can either support the crazy blood wizard, or the crazy Stamford-prison-experiment anti-wizard. Either way, your hot crazy boyfriend will blow up the Church and lots of people will die. 

Star Wars The Old Republic: Glitches. Everywhere.

League of Legends: solo queue summoner’s rift

Mass Effect 3: The endings. 

Jak II: An angsty, green-haired elf and his loudmouth stupid furry friend try to save a world filled with overly long ears, glowing gasoline, asshats and colorful old people.

Fallout 3: Glitch your way through recycled textures!

Silent Hill:
Running around a strange town figuring out puzzles and killing monsters.

Assassin’s Creed: You’re some 30 year old dude in a dress jumping around like a monkey  with no idea what the hell is happening and apparently you have to kill some random dude. OH BUT WAIT you aren’t really that guy you’re just a bartender daydreaming.

Ao Oni: you run some from fucking dumb looking monster and if you move the wrong way you die. also your friends suck

Nier: Your quest to save your kid through a thousand and one depressing side quests. The more you play the more you realize that everything is a lie.

Phoenix Wright series: Despite being a competent lawyer everyone constantly doubts you and belittles you. All of the prosecutors seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against you and everyone you care about ends up in the defendant chair at one point or another. Your best friends also doubt your competence on a daily basis and mooch of off you for food, and occasionally you get beaten up by an eight year old girl. Basically your life sucks and nobody loves you.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the Dyson airblade? Because, seriously, these things are great. They’re the best thing in the history of public bathrooms. I want one in my house.

Oh my goodness hi your art is really pretty wow